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		<title>OH NO! Say it ain&#039;t so&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 23:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[elisa sherman]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Greetings my people, lol&#8230; I have not shot any photos in a few weeks&#8230;but I will get back to it soon, I think&#8230; I have so many photo projects that are still in process to finish&#8230;ie images taken but not fully processed! yikes! Here is something new here&#8230;I am a huge political junkie, though I [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Greetings my people, lol&#8230;</p>
<p>I have not shot any photos in a few weeks&#8230;but I will get back to it soon, I think&#8230;</p>
<p>I have so many photo projects that are still in process to finish&#8230;ie images taken but not fully processed! yikes!</p>
<p>Here is something new here&#8230;I am a huge political junkie, though I haven&#8217;t really blogged about it yet.</p>
<p>I am going to start now&#8230;not to go and tell you who to vote for, but just to share some amusement&#8230;</p>
<p>I will stipulate I am a flaming liberal, or at least that is how I vote, though according to some recent surveys I have taken, apparently I have some libertarian tendancies&#8230;who knew??!?! Be that as it may, I willingly and enthusiastically will be voting Obama/Biden. In my heart it is the only way I can vote. I believe in it passionately.</p>
<p>Anywho, given that, and that I love good snark&#8230;it is so easy to find nowadays. The lovely Mrs Sarah Palin is like this golden ticket! Be it the excessively hilariously accurate (barely) impersonations by her doppelganger Tina Fey, or her *may I call you Joe* greetings, and *winks* to the camera, it&#8217;s like an endless well.</p>
<p>One of the most funny bits of email I have gotten recently on this bit(I only get funny snark, nothing serious&#8212;coincidence?!) is this diagram of her debate style&#8230;it just cracks my shit up.</p>
<p>I think I am having far too much fun, at America&#8217;s expense! Say it ain&#8217;t so!?!?!?!</p>
<p><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3275/2910012529_1dbcd1f81d.jpg" /></p>
<p>But in the end, amusements aside&#8230;I implore, my friends, my family, my fellow americans to VOTE! Vote because you mean it. Vote because you can. Vote because it matters.</p>
<p>VOTE</p>
<p>xoxo</p>
<p>P.S. Sarah, love the suit!</p>
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		<title>Love, Lust or &#8230; ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[elisa sherman]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Which will I find? So, I am a single gal in the city&#8230; I have tried online dating half heartedly, I admit. Match.com, yeah, signed up! True.com &#8230;.been there, done that! Eharmony&#8230;. who can finish that grueling personality survey?!?!? eeps! So, I just posted a personal ad on Craigslist, Seattle&#8230; I figure, what can it [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Which will I find?</p>
<p>So, I am a single gal in the city&#8230;</p>
<p>I have tried online dating half heartedly, I admit.</p>
<p>Match.com, yeah, signed up!</p>
<p>True.com &#8230;.been there, done that!</p>
<p>Eharmony&#8230;. who can finish that grueling personality survey?!?!? eeps!</p>
<p>So, I just posted a personal ad on Craigslist, Seattle&#8230; I figure, what can it hurt&#8230; minimally, it could be amusing&#8230;.</p>
<p>Here is what I wrote:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Are you tall? You must be tall&#8230;I like to wear heels&#8230;humor! &#8211; 34<br /></strong></p>
<p><em><span style="color:#00cccc;">You must get my humor&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.and not hate that I overuse ellipses; they are irresistible. I love the city, and hope you do too&#8230;it is a beautiful fun place. Music&#8230;must like music&#8230;rock is my favorite&#8211;love live shows. Travel&#8230;traveling is good&#8230;it gets you out into the world&#8230;everyone should have a passport&#8230;Pretty soon, if you don&#8217;t, you won&#8217;t even be able to go to Canada&#8230;the horror! I love photography&#8230;that is random, but true&#8230;I am learning to shoot a SLR as we speak(well not this very second, as I am writing, but generally). Are you real, or a figment of someone&#8217;s imagination? Does that sound like a ridiculous question? It is. You should be smart, normal, tall, dark and deathly hot&#8230;well, at least tall. I like to wear heels after all. I am a nice gal, I hope&#8230;I like people who are cool and want to have a good time. I am as serious or not serious as needed&#8230; Would love to meet anyone. No fuss, no muss. I am low mainenance (read not demanding) but like nice things, nice places, and nice people&#8230;I have a dry sense of humor&#8230;and have even been called a smart alec on a work review(?)&#8230;I like to think I am pretty&#8230;but really, who am I to judge&#8230;a troll to some, a goddess to others&#8230;a reflection to myself. The facts: I am half latina, half white&#8230;in reality a mix of many different things. I am single. I am 5&#8242; 6&#8243;. I am not petite, rather a girl with a real figure and curves&#8230;if you like model slim I am not your girl&#8211;I want to feed the hollywood girls some cheesecake&#8230;but I do not have to shop in special stores, or sizes&#8230; If you must know what I look like&#8230;those are my feet&#8230;a view on the beach where I would love to be&#8230;And myself in S Korea last year&#8230;the last, is me&#8230;self portrait&#8230;I can provide other pics on request&#8230;I would expect the same courtesy. If you have read this far&#8230;well, you know the drill&#8230; </span></em></p>
<p><a href="http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/w4m/419223311.html">http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/w4m/419223311.html</a></p>
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<p>I was feeling amused with myself, clearly&#8230;not sure anyone will &#8216;get it&#8217; or me, for that matter.</p>
<p>But ya know, nothing ventured, nothing gained. I once sent an email off to a guy on match, and his response was that we lacked chemistry&#8230;.uhm, ok&#8230; we never met&#8230; EVS!</p>
<p>I now have an email full of responses. I fear a little what type of responses I will have gotten. But remember, humor cures all worries.</p>
<p>The answer to this blog coming soon! Pray I live to tell about it;)</p>
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